Saturday, 28 November 2009
You may consider this a tad early for a Christmas list but in light of its extreme importance I'm getting it to you now to give you plenty of time to reflect.
What I'd really, really, really like for my first-ever Christmas is a new Muttie and Paw (as in Dad).
The reasons for this are numerous but the five I'd particularly like to highlight are:
a) I only get a treat once a day and it's used as a bargaining tool to get me in the house when I'm playing outdoors and refuse to come in (of course, I always fall for it, darn!)
b) Maw and Paw have reduced the amount of time we play 'chew the toes under the duvet' in recent weeks from 20 mins to a mere five a day.
c) Dad has changed the make of treats I get from Whiskas to Tesco's own brand (it's cheaper.)
d) Muttie has commandeered the laptop meaning I haven't been able to write my blog for three weeks (I'm only doing it now cos she's out at the dry cleaners). She's using the laptop to write her OU Creative Writing stuff and let me tell you Santa, having seen what she's produced, it's clear there's only one writer in this household!
e) It's getting colder and I can't get to sit in front of the gas fire cos Muttie's fat arse is always there first.
Anyhows Santa, that's just a taster of what I've been having to put up with of late. I'm sure you'll agree no kitten, and especially one as intelligent and sensitive as myself, should have to endure such outrages.
Hope to hear from you soon,
Milton (who, incidentally, has been as good as gold this year). xx